The Ride to Church

Giggle, giggle, nonsense talk, violent scenarios, giggle, sounds of flailing, sounds of hitting, shouting, fussing, laughing.
Okay, boys, time to quiet down, settle your minds, and get ready for church.
Yes, sir.
Two seconds of silence, then continued, though quieter, nonsense words, violent plans for new pellet guns, and insane giggles.
Boys, settle down.
Yes, ma'am.
Click, click, click.
Win, put down the Nerf gun.
Yes, ma'am.
Click.
Win, put it down.
Yes, sir.
Ding, ding, ding.
What is that sound? Thomas, that's mine!
Thomas, give it to her.
Yes, ma'am.
Boys, fold your hands in your laps and settle down.
How do you fold your hands?
Like this...like you're praying.
No, that's not right. It's like this.
No, it's not. You do it like this.
No, like this!
No!
Yes, it is.
No, it's not.
Yes, it IS!